littleyellowbitches
littleyellowbitches:

'Dear Mr and Mrs Chéng,Your daughter has settled well in the college exchange program, she is learning quickly how life in the UK works and is no trouble at all. She helps out with the chores and can’t do enough to ensure we enjoy having her here.My own daughter tells me you took her to visit some of the sights in your local village, it sounds like she’s having a great time. We have a few friends coming over tomorrow and have lots of exciting plans for Ling which I’m sure will stay with her forever.RegardsMr and Mrs Brown’

littleyellowbitches:

'Dear Mr and Mrs Chéng,

Your daughter has settled well in the college exchange program, she is learning quickly how life in the UK works and is no trouble at all. She helps out with the chores and can’t do enough to ensure we enjoy having her here.

My own daughter tells me you took her to visit some of the sights in your local village, it sounds like she’s having a great time. We have a few friends coming over tomorrow and have lots of exciting plans for Ling which I’m sure will stay with her forever.

Regards

Mr and Mrs Brown’

blackphoenix77
blackphoenix77:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

joseph-lavode:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

I’m terrified that one day in the far future when aliens come to our world this is going to be what they find
Not the monuments we built or the art that we made
Instead the rest of the universe will remember us as the species that created ‘Broga’

I so want this to be a joke…

It’s no longer possible to tell what’s a serious news article and what’s a parody from something like The Onion O.O

Are you kidding me?

Are douchebros eventually gonna rebrand everything to make it sound more manly? 

Oh boo fucking hoo so they renamed the shit. Get the fuck over it.

blackphoenix77:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

joseph-lavode:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

I’m terrified that one day in the far future when aliens come to our world this is going to be what they find

Not the monuments we built or the art that we made

Instead the rest of the universe will remember us as the species that created ‘Broga’

I so want this to be a joke…

It’s no longer possible to tell what’s a serious news article and what’s a parody from something like The Onion O.O

Are you kidding me?

Are douchebros eventually gonna rebrand everything to make it sound more manly? 

Oh boo fucking hoo so they renamed the shit. Get the fuck over it.